25 definitions by ICSHialeah

Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

pisseria

Mens room.

After inhaling two pitchers of beer, Ryan made a bee-line for the pisseria.

by ICSHialeah August 5, 2009

snot rocket

A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.

I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.

by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009

jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

Derek Jeter

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Citi Field

The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.

Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.

by ICSHialeah August 4, 2009

Disco-tuck

Fat-reducing cosmetic surgery, performed exclusively for the purpose of being able to dance at one's high school reunion without looking like a walrus having a convulsion.

Jim had better get a disco-tuck before the reunion dance. He could kill somebody with that gyrating gut!

by ICSHialeah August 31, 2009