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The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.
The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.
by MetWop August 22, 2009
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He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.
"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."
by thepseudonym July 01, 2009
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