Talmudvision 

It's a term that is used to acknowledge the fact that television is controlled and run by Jews (hence the word Talmud - the Jewish Holy Books). What it really means is that when you watch television you are really seeing a false reality that is presented mainly through the perspective of International Jewry and what they want you to see. Television is a well known propaganda machine that is extremely powerful because when you watch it, you are actually in a trance like state. When in this state it is very difficult for your mind to distinguish what is seen on television from reality (i.e. television becomes reality in your mind).

A: I watched MTV Video Music Award yesterday, that was so cool.
B: Stop watching the talmudvision. It's lowering your IQ.

Talmudvision by D.G. (Dangerous Guy) October 19, 2015

TALMBO 

A beat battle in the Lucid Monday Discord server. Also used as an abbreviated version of 'talking about', and can occasionally be seen representing the entire phrase 'What are you talking about?'

"TALMBO CONFIRMED QUICKLYQUICKLY VS OLSWEL FRIDAY 4:30 PM PST"

TALMBO by colefu January 26, 2021

eye-talon 

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.

The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.

eye-talon by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008

Talos 

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

Heimskr: Hello friend, have you come to hear the word of mighty Talos?

Talos by Heimskr November 1, 2018

Talmuder 

Talmuder (pronounced; "tal-mud-er") is a slang word for someone who extremely follows the teachings of the Talmud book.

The word "talmuder" has a similar expression/meaning to the word "bible-basher", when it comes to extreme Bible worshipers.

Man 1: "you know where your Prophet is now?..."

Man 2: "shut it, you Talmuder"

Example 2:

Judge 1: "did you read his affidavit fully?"

Judge 2: "yes, he is a Talmuder"

Talmuder by One Large June 14, 2020

Talcot

A pee spot left on one's pants due to inadequate penis shaking post urination.

Steven Tyler rushed out of the bathroom to get on stage for a most awesome concert but didn't realize the Talcot on his velvet trousers.

Talcot by carl-as-spock November 13, 2009

Sneaky Talon 

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

Sneaky Talon by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012