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A pee spot left on one's pants due to inadequate penis shaking post urination.
Steven Tyler rushed out of the bathroom to get on stage for a most awesome concert but didn't realize the Talcot on his velvet trousers.
Talcot by carl-as-spock November 13, 2009
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Spelled with only one l, usually relating to TJ. Cool, SUPER manly, muscular, TJ-ey, loved by reading teachers everywhere, likes to shimmy, makes "nom nom nom" noises randomly, drinks old Mountain Dew, kinky, crazy, funny, and awesome.
Did you see how much Talcott drank last night?! That kid was crazy!
Talcott by HolaKitty May 17, 2008

Talcom X 

A white person who is so wracked by white guilt that they become a civil rights activist for people of color, except they go to the extreme with it. These people will often verbally attack other white people for seemingly no reason at all even if what was said had absolutely nothing to do with race. They seem to twist anything that was said and make it in to something about race and then accuse the target of their attack of being racist when they aren't. They also like to publicly and openly self loathe the fact that they are white and will say how ashamed they are to have been born white and privileged.
Tom: Wow that cashier had an attitude I don't know what her problem is maybe she is having a bad day.
Nick: Wowwww are you saying that because she is black? You are a piece of trash racist Tom. You should be ashamed of yourself and realize how much privilege you were born with. I am going to doxx you for being a racist.

Tom: No dude it has nothing to do with her skin color she was seriously just being a cunt to me...
Nick: Yeah but subconsciously you are just saying that because she is black you would not have said that about a white cashier.
Tom: Hey man why are you being such a Talcom X all of a sudden?

Susan: Why is Linda threatening to murder the city council and go to prison for it if they vote not to remove the confederate statue?
Mary: Just ignore her she's just being a Talcom X right now, she just finished watching Roots for the first time.
Talcom X by Nymesis2020 August 1, 2020

Talcom-x 

Talcom-X refers to white people who are black civil rights activists. It has an undertone which suggests the activist is an impostor becuase they don'treally know what they're talking about. The fist time it was used was in reference to Shaun King, a Black Lives Matter activist who's race has been disputed in the news and looks by all appearances to be a white man mansplaning the black rights movement.
Example:
A: Um, as a white person I know what MLK really meant in his 'I have a dream' speech.
B: Who are you Talcom-X?
Talcom-x by BrazilianBootay February 4, 2017

Connie Talbot 

Connie Talbot it an amazingly talented 7 year old sweet girl. She sings. I'm not allowed to put link but go to google and search "Connie Talbot I will always love you" and watch her sing. She is amazing. So Cute!
Connie Talbot is so cute and an amazing singer!
Connie Talbot by MacLover808 June 26, 2009

Talbot's Point

A conservation land located in Sandwich, MA. It's a wooded area in the middle of a town, so pretty much nothing good happens here. There used to be a shed in Talbots that everyone smoked at, but that got destroyed by some dickhead.
Guy 1: Let's head over to Talbot's Point and smoke an L.

Guy 2: Didn't you here? The Shed got torn down.

Guy 1: It's the fucking woods, there's other places we can go.

Guy 2: Ok lets go make some bad decisions in the woods.
Talbot's Point by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

strobe talbott 

a strobe talbott is a joint smoked on a golf course, during regulation play.
Golfer 1: Dude, you're OB. That's a one stroke penalty. You can't hit shit today.

Golfer 2: Yeah - but watch me hit this Strobe Talbott.

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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