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Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.
“Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”
carbuncle by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020
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The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.
Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll
Carbuncle by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015
A small white corral growth on the sphincter.
The proctologist cautiously removed Andre's vicious carbuncle.
Carbuncle by Drgonzo November 18, 2003
A rabbit-like Creature from the infamus final fantasy series. Carbuncle uses a jewel on its head to cast reflect
Damn, carbuncle I didnt know you could do that!?
carbuncle by Scott Squires August 17, 2006
What's worse than one boil? Several boils clustered together! Please take care of yourself and especially your skin, because you do NOT want to have one of these. It won't kill you, but it will make you wish that you were dead.
If only the carbuncle would eat itself instead of remaining on your skin and causing you horrific pain.
Carbuncle by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024

monstrous carbuncle 

A hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of British national pride, probably built by a German contractor.

Comedy Pyramid
That new German-built monument of British pride is a monstrous carbuncle...
monstrous carbuncle by TheIan October 22, 2003

carbicle 

The outside salesman's office on wheels, his cubicle in a car. Where his work (cell) phone, file cabinet (milk crate) and refrigerator (cooler) are often located.
" Mrs. Cashonly, I left your purchase agreement back in my carbicle which is currently in your parking lot".
carbicle by Will Walkon January 20, 2012
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