Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 23, 2003

Proctologist

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

by boomer2 July 29, 2003

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

by guy mann-dude September 26, 2008