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Cousin-Uncle
WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty
by wowza! November 13, 2014

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Creepy uncle
Uncle Bob just made a pass at me. What a cruncle!
by ohmfab September 12, 2009

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A "Crazy Drunk Uncle".
Check out this guy kicking your neighbors dog... must be a cruncle
by Cruncles June 12, 2010

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