Slard 

The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.

Jason is a f*cking Slard.

Slard by Gracesuicide August 9, 2009

slard 

Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.

Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?

slard by delaney April 18, 2005

SLARD 

Smells Like A Ratty Dog

Guy 1: Yuk, that guy SLARD

Guy 2: Yeah, he looks like a ratty dog too

SLARD by dgfrtu November 18, 2013

Slard 

A word that combines all the "ATTRIBUTES" of a Whore, Skank, Slut, Cunt.

That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!

Slard by dixiedog November 16, 2003

slard 

slow+retard OR slowtard
someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time

jess: and...ummm.... *dawdles*
jess2: OMG jess hurry up ur such a slard

slard by jess2111 February 10, 2007

Slard 

Sliding a card hard.

Ahleah slarded across the table.

Slard by Conbonbon September 12, 2025

Salard 

Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.

"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."

Salard by arfawesome January 10, 2014