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1. sharded
When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
by Tyler Durden Jan 31, 2004 share this
2. sharded
When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
3. sharded
any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"
4. sharded
Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!
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