The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.
Jason is a f*cking Slard.
by Gracesuicide August 10, 2009
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A word that combines all the "ATTRIBUTES" of a Whore, Skank, Slut, Cunt.
That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!
by dixiedog November 16, 2003
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Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?
by delaney April 19, 2005
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Guy 1: Yuk, that guy SLARD

Guy 2: Yeah, he looks like a ratty dog too
by dgfrtu November 18, 2013
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slow+retard OR slowtard
someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time
jess: and...ummm.... *dawdles*
jess2: OMG jess hurry up ur such a slard
by jess2111 February 8, 2007
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