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3 definitions by delaney

 
1.
a state of laughing and crying at same time.
It was so funny I started claughing.
by Delaney February 19, 2005
 
2.
Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?
by delaney April 18, 2005
 
3.
Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
onos my tongue is now depressed
by Delaney February 20, 2004