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Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.
"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."
by arfawesome January 10, 2014
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