jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.

Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross

by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007

jizzled

like chiseled, you pull out and cum on a chicks stomach and give her a 6-pack. Now she's jizzled

"fuck, that felt good. You're jizzled now"

by desensed November 6, 2019

jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum

"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

the jizzle

The Jizzle! Have you made a mess with your penis? Well- we have a solution! Introducing the jizzle, a new and innovative way clean clean up your jizz! Without leaving a trace. ;)

Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.

by Face Fucka January 24, 2018

Jizzle

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.

The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!

by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010