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1.
After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.
Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross
by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle November 18, 2007
 
2.
An immature way to say drizzled.
Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.
by UDSD December 29, 2009