yarning 

The process in which one envelopes another's place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (An alternative of TPing). Best results when done creatively.

We went yarning last night and covered the whole porch, so they couldn't get out the next morning.

yarning by Samantha Miller November 25, 2007

Yarning

When some dumb bitch is so mentally unstable she sows yarn into her skin

Why would you date that bitch, she’s yarning herself

Yarning by Canadian Monster December 2, 2025

lovers yearning 

A longing between two people in love with each other. The overwhelming urge to hear, touch, or see one another. An emotional and/or physical desire to be with the one you love.

She exhibits a lovers yearning towards him.
He and she have a lovers yearning for each other.

lovers yearning by Kaiti-ness November 21, 2007

Lesbian yearning 

Is when a lesbian craves a girl so deeply that she would do anything for her

Ex: Ellie Chu is lesbian yearning for Aster Flores
Go watch #TheHalfOfIt on netflix

Lesbian yearning by Redchaoxx May 1, 2020

yawning 

yawning

a stretchy breathe.

f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE

yawning by sarahue November 10, 2019

Cell Yawning 

The unexplained urge one gets to use or play with their cell phone when watching another person utilizing theirs.

While waiting for our lunch order, Sarah took out her phone to check her texts. Cell yawning occurred and soon we all had to follow suit.

Cell Yawning by ALWAYS4UDI January 3, 2009

urn yearning 

An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.

If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.

Jones: Why are you clearing your desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.

urn yearning by Filth Wizard May 20, 2008