The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
by oaclo July 23, 2007
Get the Muddy Carpetbaggermug. Get the Muddy Carpetbaggermug. Get the Muddy Carpetbaggermug. Get the Muddy Carpetbaggermug.