The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.
A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.
I heard he gave his girlfriend a Charlottesville Earwax and now she is deaf in one ear.
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