Schmerfect 

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

Schmerfect by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

schmerzelkender 

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)

Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."

schmerzelkender by Gordonio August 1, 2006

schmeeckle 

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

schmeeckle by VoIP October 24, 2003

schezbeckeled

1. When you have consumed absorbent amounts of alcoholic beverages and can not longer make sounds life decisions.

2. How the French decorate their houses
3. when you spell "spellcheck" wrong

Me: "Yo, I got Schmammered last night."
D: "Yo, don't you mean schezbeckeled?"

I was in Paris and noticed these schezbeckeled places where all these schezbeckeled people lived.

Me: " How do you spell, spellcheck?"
urban dictionary: "Schezbeckeled"

schezbeckeled by Day Pore EE June 4, 2018

Schmerbert 

It is a person who is a schmuck and a pervert.

That guy is a total schmerbert.

Schmerbert by mattman1394 November 29, 2009

schmeglecka 

The foul smelly bloody vaginal discharge. It’s sorta like the counterpart to schmegma.

The nasty old whore had schmeglecka dripping down her legs .

schmeglecka by Pot locker November 3, 2019