sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!

it's fucking sick that's what that is!