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1.
sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
by antonio June 26, 2004
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2.
The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
by Ray Podogg April 14, 2003
314 218
 
3.
The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003
178 108
 
4.
dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower
schmegma is fuckin nasty
by Khronic March 12, 2006
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5.
A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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6.
The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
by Erin and Samantha April 21, 2003
34 27
 
7.
it's fucking sick that's what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
by jessica November 20, 2003
50 44