sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!