sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
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The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
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The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
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dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower
schmegma is fuckin nasty
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A schticker Schounding way to pronounce
smegma,
smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
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The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!
Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
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The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
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