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2 definitions by VoIP

 
1.
The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.
After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!
by VoIP October 24, 2003
 
2.
pig
adj. Large, fattie, or splifflike, esp. describing marijuana.
You will take a slow drag on a pig joint
and it will wash over you
and jah will protect you.
by Voip November 03, 2005