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ploof'a'loom 

A "Ploof'A'Loom" is a hair style created by Jason F. He has known alias's such as 'fish' 'dolphin kid' 'kid that can shrink'. All those alias's suck, therefore from this moment on they no longer exist.
But back to the Ploof'A'Loom. The hairs style was first discovered by Jason F. after days and days of Multi-cultural crafts class. Where he wouldnt shut up, not even for a moment. Him and his four table companions were forced to make animals out of styrophoam, jason chose to make a Dancing cracked out cat with a Ploof'A'Loom.
"What the hells a Ploof'A'Loom, people would ask. And Jason would answer saying that it is a hiar style that consists of forming a sort of PloofIsh Loom on the front of your hair. ANd it all made sense considering there was visual aid, Jason and his cracked out cat.
Ploof'A'Loom also developed into a series of stories written by jason, in which a Snowman who hates his wife and snowman son that has snowlioses. He then starts a crime group called Ploof'A'Loom, in which each styrophoam animal made at Jasons table joins and so their adventures begin.
Cracked out cat is safe somewhere onj a dresser, his foot broke on the escape form school, but he is entirely fine a cracked out even still!!!!
"Whats with your hair?"
answer:It's a ploof"A'Loom.
"whats a ploof'A'Loom?"
answer: It's a hair style, it's a ploofing loom on your head.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026