Person 1: If you want to know what time it is in Australia, take the time it is here and subtract 11 hours. Don't worry about what day it is.

Person 2: Without caring what day it is makes the point relemoot!!

relemoot by ACC October 12, 2007

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Chile relleno burrito

Jerking off in a sleeping bag

Person A: yo bro you tryna go camping?
Person B: only if we can make a chile relleno burrito ;)
Person A: okay 👌

Chile relleno burrito by Jobinzen March 23, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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