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cobra commander 

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander
cobra commander by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Cobra Commander 

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
Cobra Commander by DB January 13, 2005

Cobra commander 

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
Cobra commander by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011

Cobra_Commander 

Cobra_Commander by Alex April 19, 2004

COBRA COMMAND 

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member
stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command
COBRA COMMAND by cobra people November 4, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026