13 definitions by TinoFett

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a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
highly important; used as a basis to compare the importance of something to life as we know it; the best in its class

when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison
This is some good damn Ketel and 'cran it's like your mothers milk!

This new 3 Meg T1 is gonna be mothers milk.

This is some great lemonade Mr. Jones it's like your mothers milk.
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
engaging in violent doggy style sex with a large caucasian female while attempting to have her spell "good pig" on the wall with involuntarily thrown saliva
there's nothing like a night of law and order followed by wilbur slamming
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
A disease of sexually obsessing over animated or live action magical female fairies. Females must posess short hair,slender bodies, large eyes, skimpy clothing and light feminine voices and wings; flying optional
Hi my name is Tom and I am a victim fairyphelia.

Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.

Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
a female who is in a relationship with an ugly male for the sole purpose of showing her dominance to someone she would rather sleep with but is afraid of
Once Jill hit puberty and shed her nerd cocoon she really became an Odo Chaser.
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus
Lindsay loves a good wishbone while doing a line of coke
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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