13 definitions by TinoFett

cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

by TinoFett June 9, 2006

british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 9, 2006

british breakfast

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 9, 2006

asian pubes

derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.

She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well

by TinoFett June 9, 2006

mouseketeer

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis

All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.

by TinoFett June 9, 2006

Red queen

to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty

When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio

by TinoFett June 9, 2006

Odo Chaser

a female who is in a relationship with an ugly male for the sole purpose of showing her dominance to someone she would rather sleep with but is afraid of

Once Jill hit puberty and shed her nerd cocoon she really became an Odo Chaser.

by TinoFett June 9, 2006