Top Definition
Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
by DB January 13, 2005
a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander
#shocker #rim #rim job #tossing salad #ass eating
by TinoFett June 08, 2006
the dominate male
clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)
#boss hog #cock puncher #billy bad ass #willy wonka #sasquach man
by turbos June 27, 2010
Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
#bitch made #bitch boy #jit #sleep jit #bitch
by AFWB / O- CREW August 18, 2011
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