Cobra_Commander 

A fat fuck from Cleveland.

Cobra_Commander is a fucking douchebag.

Cobra_Commander by Alex April 19, 2004

cobra commander 

the dominate male

clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)

cobra commander by turbos July 1, 2010

cobra commander 

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

cobra commander by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Cobra Commander 

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

Cobra Commander by DB January 13, 2005

Cobra commander 

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch

Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.

Cobra commander by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011

COBRA COMMAND 

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member

stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command

COBRA COMMAND by cobra people November 4, 2008