847 definitions by Alex

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by Alex July 7, 2003

simple plan

A great band from Montreal, Canada. They sing about things they know and don't lead fake lives like other bands. They write their own songs, play their own instruments, and are very nice to their fans. Who really cares if you dont like their songs, but just find something else in your pathetic life to do besides bash bands.

Simple Plan is a great band because they do everything for themselves and are very nice.

by Alex February 27, 2005

WINDY POP

A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption

A fart. a guffer.

by Alex January 18, 2004

wunt

Basicly It Means 'Wasnt' But Most Bristolians Say It As Wunt

Person1:did you see dat fight yesterday it was off the hook!
Person2:naah mate i wunt der

by Alex February 25, 2005

cunt-slap

To slap the clitorous with a stick.

Ow! You slapped my cunt and now it is bleeding green goo!

by Alex January 28, 2003

jelly bracelets

they are the best i luv em i allwayz snap a black one then i have a GOOD time don`t u??????!!!! i luv jelli`s so get over it

shut the fuck up

by Alex March 26, 2004

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 16, 2004