43 definitions by DB

Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

by DB January 14, 2005

ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

by DB October 10, 2004

hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

by DB September 19, 2004

cocklust

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.

Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio

by DB January 14, 2005

faggotry

Overly theatrical, whiney, effeminate behavior


see Fagatronics

I grow weary of all your faggotry .

by DB January 14, 2005

blimpy

This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.

Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!

by DB December 10, 2003

kajigger

Can be used for any object. Just as "Thingamajig"

You can use this kajigger here to loosen those screws

by DB January 16, 2005