Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.
Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."
Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

doosmackey 

oldfasion name for balls
when you run down stairs with loose underware, your balls smack whitch makes it doosmackeys
doosmackey by smackeys June 30, 2009
group of 5 or more friends who are the best and are so tight their inseparable
Me and my dookstas were the life of that party lastnight
Dookstas by gumbastic January 14, 2010

doobstick 

1. An act of incredibly randomness and spontinaeity.

2. A chronic blunt wrapped in a marijuana leaf.
1. DAYUM, did you see that nigga get shit that shit was doobsticks.

2. Lets roll a doobstick and get all fucked up.
doobstick by canavanibus October 24, 2004

dookshank 

Dookshank : Duk shank, A frozen piece of fecal matter frozen and used as a weapon .
Man watch out that cat in cell 6a has a dookshank.
dookshank by chewbakkarising November 17, 2007

dorkstache 

the kind of fuzzy dorky moustache frequently found on prepubescent dorks
wow that's the most impressive dorkstache i've ever seen !
dorkstache by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Load more