Profizzle 

Another way of saying Professor.

I really enjoy my anatomy class. The Profizzle who teaches it really understands his pedagogical role and relates the information to the classroom audience.

Profizzle by Jeff Malez October 16, 2005

profizzle 

A profile (area with info, quotes, or shoutouts, and random stuff about your life), usually referred to on AOL instant messenger

Name: Christian
Age: 17
Hobbies: Spreadin the messege of Christ, being an eMCee for Christ

"jesus rox my socks"

profizzle by PLHS November 22, 2003

mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

mindhunter the profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022

Mindhunter Profiler 

Mindhunter Profiler

Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.

Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!

Mindhunter Profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022

Low Profile 

1. under cover, To avoid drawing attention, kept in secrecy

2. Low profile tires have a small sidwall, and are fashinable/required for the large wheels popular today

He is a low profile police agent.
keeping a low profile and staying out of trouble.

My 22's are sittin on lowpros

Low Profile by [Defeat] June 28, 2010

Zombie Profile 

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.

I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.

Zombie Profile by Wordiculous February 26, 2020

Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010