santa...

The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!

He will deliver a plague onto your homes and make you suffer the wrath of a thousand guilty souls!

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004

santa

not real.

Santa isn't real

by Eggie g December 08, 2012

santa

Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.

Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!

by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

The Santa

Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.

John: Where were you last night on christmas eve??
You: I was performing the Santa..

by bigboi12369 April 05, 2021

santaing

A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.

Hey Mr Nonce, stop santaing my kids

by Deadboydoor517 July 02, 2021

santa

A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?

Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?

Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.

by Liz December 25, 2003

santa

A jolly old fat man known as the worlds most elusive stalker

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake. Yep, Santas definitely a stalker

by ThatRandomnGuy December 08, 2013