by gravisan November 18, 2006
A communist.
Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.
by Nick January 4, 2004
The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!
by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004
Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004
A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.
by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021
Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.
by bigboi12369 April 5, 2021