move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him
santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.
by Alex4436745745 August 27, 2006
santa is secretly satan and he just decided to scramble his name...ever wonder why there's so much commotion on the roof on x-mas eve??...yea he's just screwin the elves and reindeer...and he only goes in ur house to get a piece of ur mom's ass (i saw mommie kissin santa clause underneath the mistle toe last nite...)...and they say hell will never freeze over...explain the north pole...it's just to throw u off!
1.)mommie...where's daddy on xmas eve?
2.)why does santa where so much RED?
3.)wut's that point thing sticken out of his pants?
4.)mommie...santa dropped this magazine. Why aren't these girls wear any clothes?
5.)daddy...why does mom always kiss santa?
6.)"Your mom..."-santa
7.)no wonder why i always get wut i want...my mom's a porn star...
by Thorne December 29, 2003
Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.
Santa
Satan
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.
Satan sucks the big one.
by truth February 26, 2004
the little childrens mammas and daddies
ain't no damn santa i brought them damn toys
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
santa :knock knock
child victim :whos there
santa : santa
child : santa who
santa: im a rapist
they're already sleeping so half the job is done
by kaylaashley December 29, 2003
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×