Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.
sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.
by Satan's mother December 07, 2006
the little childrens mammas and daddies
ain't no damn santa i brought them damn toys
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
santa :knock knock
child victim :whos there
santa : santa
child : santa who
santa: im a rapist
they're already sleeping so half the job is done
by kaylaashley December 29, 2003
None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.
Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!
by Elitist January 04, 2004
worlds biggest lie told to children to get them to behave except for God. though this lie is not nearly as effective as god as all children eventualy realise that Santa doesn't exist at some stage while man simpletons continue there lives still convinced that the devine lord is with them always.
damn that guy is fat, bet he's got a job at the local shoping center as santa
by Aaron February 04, 2005
A stalker.
How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?
by Kevin December 30, 2003

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