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Ashton: What does Ms. Hepner's ass look like, Qiana?

Qiana: Ashton, that shit is just unspeakable.
by Brishton October 11, 2009
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underwear, bra, panties. Sometimes sex toys. Personal things that you usually wouldn't want your mother to find.
Playing truth or dare, I was forced to show my unspeakables.

She dropped her purse and her unspeakables fell out onto the ground.
by Musaeus April 25, 2006
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A person so hot, they're unspeakably hot.
Person 1: "Dude, check out that chick."
Person 2: "Damn, she's unspeakable."
by archer333 December 24, 2008
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The act of falling asleep in a co-workers (of the opposite sex) vehicle on the way back from lunch, and waking up completely erect for all to see.
When you fall asleep in a girl co-workers vehicle on the way back from lunch, and wake up to an erect penis and an awkward, and unspeakable, situation.
by EL_SAVADOR April 13, 2011
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