same letters, same guy...
satan = satan
by steph January 02, 2004
an ugly bastard whos wife has got a bigger belly and beard than him the fat elf shagging biatch
nathen platt the nigga is just like santa his wife is teresa
by con peezy January 01, 2004
that whore in the madonna song that i sing quite well in her voice.. i look like a slut when i sing it, too, so i REALLY got it down..

notice down below that she wants santa to come down her chimney. *cough* whore *cough*

i mean cmon, you have to be a whore to fuck santa. just think of all the dirty lil kids that sit on his lap in the mall and infect him with all their gross lil germs and slobber that they dont clean off their hands.
santa baby.. slip a sable under the tree, for me.. ive been an awful good girl, santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
by simizzle robizzle, my nizzle. January 01, 2004
While is commonly believed to be a large jolly man giving presents to small children, he is actually Satan. see: Satan. This fact is obvious based upon how Santa is spelled the same as Satan, only the letters are switched.
"oh dear god! It's Satan come to make people forget the real meaning of christmas by dressing up in a red suit and giving kids gifts!"
by w00t December 30, 2003
santa....hes the meany bofeany that tells u to ask for something and never gets u the exact thing that u want and then acuses u of bein bad and gives u a lump of coal instead. no one even likes him there all like get away fat man....
like when u ask for a bike and he gives u a bloody pair of sox nd ur all like i asked for a bike... and then ur all like wheres my fukin bike then hes all like hohoho nd ur like u said wat nw?????? fuk u santa what the fuk is ur problem and then u chuk a brik at his head and he sqaushes rudolf nd ur like all crying coz rudolfs dead and ur like all watd rudolf ever do to u!!!
by santas a dik May 06, 2006
An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI
BE good or Michael Moo..err Satan will get you
by lolpwnclown January 07, 2005
move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him
santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.
by Alex4436745745 August 27, 2006

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