tweiner

Used to describe the size of the male genetalia. ie: tiny weiner

Have you seen Lanny's lil' tweiner, yo?

by Lucylou June 1, 2007

tweiner

Applies as a nickname to a male with a penis that bends to one side, or is not straight when erect. This term is especially useful for any of your friends with the name "Ben," where "tweiner" follows as their make-believe last name. It yields a hilarious nickname that sounds just like "bent weiner."

I heard through the grapevine that you've got a tweiner!

or

Friend: Sup' Tweiner?
Ben: Shut up, ass-hole.

by Coffee February 23, 2005

Tweiner

One who sends pictures of his/her own genitalia to others via social media, most commonly over Twitter.

That tweiner sent pics of his junk that would make a fantastic ad for those little sausages people put out as holiday party treats

by Russ68 June 16, 2011

Tweiner

A small weiner.

Phrase coined by Will

Alex has a tweiner.

Andre enjoys sucking on tweiner

by Hue Gwang September 18, 2008

Tweiner

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole. Also known as the taint or gooch.

I was trying to light my fart but I burnt my tweiner!

by Camp Louis June 15, 2008