modem 

A device used to access the internet

I bought a new modem

modem by LINKINPARKGUY October 3, 2003

Modem 

The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.

I just got a new cable modem yesterday.

Modem by MrMuffinBalls April 3, 2012

modem 

A primitive and shitty device for accessing the Internet over a dialup (dialsuck) connection. If you're still using this, get a clue and upgrade to broadband.

I used to use a 28.8 kbps modem to access the Inernet. Now I use cable because I'm 1337.

modem by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

modem 

"Modern" written with the r and n touching.

This is a modem world.

modem by Delusional October 8, 2003

modem 

another, some more.

Andre exclaimed, "Bring some modem hoes wit you to the bed."

modem by BIG-D October 8, 2003

modem 

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

modem by blake September 18, 2003

modem 

male reproductive organs.

ooh i bet that modem of yours has a lot of RAM...

modem by modemlvr99 September 19, 2005