6 definitions by zarquon

nasa

The single best argument for independent space exploration.

Washington: Nasa, put stuff in space!
Nasa: But you only gave me 4 pennies and a used piece of gum.
Washington: Muahaha

by zarquon July 31, 2006

democrat

a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties.

this definition of democrat is not a rant

by zarquon October 14, 2006

pat robertson

A radical cleric. Like those crazy militant iranian preachers, only uses christianity instead of islam.

pat robertson said we should murder the president of venezuela.

by zarquon July 28, 2006

creationism

Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism

by zarquon July 31, 2006

crapfulness

the quality of being full of crap.

george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.

by zarquon January 15, 2007

crocs

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

by zarquon January 10, 2007