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1. rant
To speak agressivly about somthing. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner. also see Aitkenism.
Geeze neil has been ranting for a good two hours now!!!
by rodrikbodrik May 23, 2004 add a video
2. rant
To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.
I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?
by Caitlin Apr 1, 2005 add a video
3. rant
When someone is pissed about something and they rabmle on about it.
She ranted on about her exboyfriend for hours
by Aphrodiatea Dec 24, 2003 add a video
4. rant
The ugly and distorted sound of two notes, an octave apart, coming out of a brass instrument (such at a trombone or french horn), by accident, at one time.
The Solti Bruckner 4th Symphony recording with the Chicago Symphony contains a clearly audible rant on the unison low C-flat in the trombones
5. Rant
;Expressing opinions in a rambling or agravated manner.

;A spell of ranting; a tirade
She ranted about the old lady parking wrong.

The rant showed her opinions of the choir.

She had written an rant blog.
6. rant
someone with goofy features, acts like a nerd
I hate my school because its filled with rants.
7. Rant
When a player(s) on different teams or the same team in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 undergo a savage onslaught by the opposing team to the point were either domination of the entire team/ player is taking place or it is being executed to the opposing team in the same manner
Boy we getting "Rant" in this bitch, they have all flags taken, and we can't even get out of the got damn House.

Boy Dem boys got rant like a mug, yah feel me kenfolk!
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