tommyt's definitions

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

would of

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

by Tommyt March 21, 2008

subwoofing

The often inconsiderate action of playing a car stereo at full blast simply to annoy those around you. Typically the object is also to make the rearview mirrors of those around you vibrate in addition to your own trunk lid.

Yo, that punkass was subwoofing so fuckin' loud at the red light I couldn't see my own reflection in my rearview!

by Tommyt July 31, 2006

flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

chum some of this shit

Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.

Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?

You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?

by Tommyt March 25, 2011

PBR

Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.

Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??

Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!

by Tommyt March 6, 2009

what's your damage?

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.

From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?

by Tommyt August 28, 2005