tommyt's definitions

hcwdb

Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.

Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.

Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.

by Tommyt February 21, 2009

I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

by Tommyt September 23, 2014

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

heeded

aroused

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.

by tommyt October 27, 2014

Cousmer

The child born from the sexual relations of cousins

That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.

by tommyt July 6, 2015