tommyt's definitions

Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.

Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.

by Tommyt August 5, 2011

pouty

Silly & stupid smiles typically used by Generation Y girls who think they're destined for a career in modeling, or living vicariously thru celebrities like Britney Spears, Xtina Aguilera or Paris Hilton. Usually accompanied by the scissor gang mafia sign, an upraised alcoholic drink, while wearing obscenely large Dolce & Gabbana eyewear and hanging on a douchebag.

Damn, lookit dat hott!! She got dah pouty lips, dah D&Gs & dah SGM - I'm gonna score tonight!

by Tommyt January 28, 2009

wikipedia

An online encyclopedia project where anyone (registered or UNregistered users alike) can change the content at will. Often used by grade, high school or college students who don't want to write and research their own assignments and who don't care if the facts are accurate in any way.

Yo, this term paper's gotta be FIVE pages??? Unfair!!! But, no prob, Bob, I'll just copy and paste it outta Wikipedia right before class!

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.

Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.

by Tommyt February 21, 2009

thus

A totally pretentious way of saying that a fact will follow or has preceded a statement. Typically used so a writer can sound more intelligent than they actually are.

Thus, Luke Skywalker defeated his father in a lightsaber duel and Anakin Skywalker threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft of the Death Star, thus ending the tyranny of the Empire, thus setting the stage for the New Republic.

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

by Tommyt July 12, 2011

GN

An acronym for "graphic novel". A sort of expanded comic book but one that tells a complete story rather than a classic comic book in which the story does not have a traditional ending and may be told for years.

Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns and V for Vendetta are all considered milestone GNs.

by Tommyt March 11, 2009