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GN

An acronym for "graphic novel". A sort of expanded comic book but one that tells a complete story rather than a classic comic book in which the story does not have a traditional ending and may be told for years.

Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns and V for Vendetta are all considered milestone GNs.

by Tommyt March 11, 2009

craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

by Tommyt July 12, 2011

thus

A totally pretentious way of saying that a fact will follow or has preceded a statement. Typically used so a writer can sound more intelligent than they actually are.

Thus, Luke Skywalker defeated his father in a lightsaber duel and Anakin Skywalker threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft of the Death Star, thus ending the tyranny of the Empire, thus setting the stage for the New Republic.

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

Angry Birds fury

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.

Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!

by Tommyt August 14, 2011

Buy Bull Belt

A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.

Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.

by Tommyt February 21, 2009

Cousmer

The child born from the sexual relations of cousins

That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.

by tommyt July 6, 2015

I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

by Tommyt September 23, 2014