29 definitions by tommyt

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.
Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?
by Tommyt February 04, 2009

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Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.
Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?

You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?
by Tommyt March 09, 2011

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The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012

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aroused
His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.
by tommyt October 27, 2014

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PBR
Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.
Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??

Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!
by Tommyt March 06, 2009

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A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.
"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
by Tommyt September 23, 2014

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The child born from the sexual relations of cousins
That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.
by tommyt July 06, 2015

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