-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?