tatomuck1's definitions

cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers

YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell

EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?

by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008

scary skinny

extremely anorexic. Usually white girls who are obsessed with being as skinny as possible wearing a size zero and often starve themselves and a lot of them have bulimia and puke up their food. A lot of this is going on in Hollywood and with models. Most of these people who are or want to be scary skinny think the slightest bit of fat is ugly. They'd rather die than be fat.

Nicole Richie is "scary skinny"

by tatomuck1 January 22, 2009

Spanish

The official language of the ghetto

chinga tu Spanish madre puta

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

fake author

anyone who so called publishes nonsense on this website just because it says "author" on their account for this site. They act as if they're actually publishing something while no one wants to read their stupid shit, like sick sex acts such as Alabama hot pocket and Golden Gate bridge. SO WHAT. No one wants to read your sick fantasies.

Anyone who publishes shit on this site is a fake author

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009