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boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell
EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?
by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008
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bodega

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.
I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.
by tatomuck1 February 27, 2009
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scary skinny

extremely anorexic. Usually white girls who are obsessed with being as skinny as possible wearing a size zero and often starve themselves and a lot of them have bulimia and puke up their food. A lot of this is going on in Hollywood and with models. Most of these people who are or want to be scary skinny think the slightest bit of fat is ugly. They'd rather die than be fat.
by tatomuck1 January 22, 2009
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gamble chocolate

A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.
I just got some gamble chocolate and unfortunately, I bit into the one with toothpaste.
by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009
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San Francisco

Im going to San Francisco to see the gay pride parade.
by tatomuck1 March 3, 2009
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Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not
John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
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Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009
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