tatomuck1's definitions

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Ribeye

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

dip video

a video where rednecks post videos on youtube of them dipping and chewing tobacco and talk about random shit. They use things like Skoal or Levi Garrett and cant get enough of it. They talk about their day and how much it cost. They love dipping and they try to encourage others to keep dipping whether or not it gives you cancer. These people know everything about dipping and chewing tobacco and know all the brands. They are usually obsessed with it. They give tips on dipping and try to teach you everything about about it.

I watch Cajuntiger pack his lips like an idiot with his dip video

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers

YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

bodega

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.

I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.

by tatomuck1 February 27, 2009