tatomuck1's definitions

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

Jamaican shit patty

a Jamaican patty filled with beef and resembles SHIT. These things stink and give you diarrhea

Golden Krust is a place that specializes in jamaican shit patty

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

aids

The most useful deadly disease thats getting rid of and killing all the niggers, fagots and scum of the world. Aids is a great thing. We need aids and more of it.

Aids is killing all the disgusting vile niggers that stink like shit all over Africa and it will never die, it will only multiply.

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror

i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009