tatomuck1's definitions

Redneck

Anyone who speaks with a southern accent and fucks their sister.

Larry the Cable Guy is a REDNECK

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

click

to unexpectedly hang the phone up on someone

Hello, this is Michael speaking
"CLICK"

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

dip video

a video where rednecks post videos on youtube of them dipping and chewing tobacco and talk about random shit. They use things like Skoal or Levi Garrett and cant get enough of it. They talk about their day and how much it cost. They love dipping and they try to encourage others to keep dipping whether or not it gives you cancer. These people know everything about dipping and chewing tobacco and know all the brands. They are usually obsessed with it. They give tips on dipping and try to teach you everything about about it.

I watch Cajuntiger pack his lips like an idiot with his dip video

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

pre-dead

A word that means everyone and everything alive. Everyone is going to die and no one could live forever. pre means before. pre-dead means before death. Everyone is going to die, so they all might as well be called, "pre-dead".

Everyone is pre-dead.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Ribeye

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

abc order

a shorter, more easy way of saying alphabetical order. Usually said to illiterate people who dont know big words or their meaning.

Write these words in abc order

by tatomuck1 December 17, 2008