tatomuck1's definitions

gobment

a shorter easier way of saying "Government"

The "Gobment" killed 2pac

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

wikipedia

if your not listed on there, your a nobody

Only famous or significant people are listed there on wikipedia. The all important information center formed into one.

by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009

pointer

a person who picks their nose too much

my friend who always picks his nose is a pointer

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Spanish

The official language of the ghetto

chinga tu Spanish madre puta

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not

John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009