tatomuck1's definitions

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

pointer

a person who picks their nose too much

my friend who always picks his nose is a pointer

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

Spanish

The official language of the ghetto

chinga tu Spanish madre puta

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

chain smoker

someone who cant just smoke one cigarette in one sitting. When they smoke their first cigarette, they cant just smoke half of it or most of it, they smoke the entire thing till the burning ash is touching their fingers so they could get every single bit of it and then before tossing the already burnt piece of nothing, they take out another cigarette and light the next one with the burning cigarette of nothing in their hands and use that to light that next cigarette so they dont have to waste their already used lighter in case it doesnt work anymore. These people are hopelessly addicted and cant find their fucking life.

I know a chain smoker whos a tar breath shit stinking fuckup

by tatomuck1 April 5, 2009

boogies

another word for boogers, dry snot, residue and mucus in the nose. Its a word used by little kids that pick their nose.

Eugiene!... Get your fingers out of your nose. Stop picking your boogies

by tatomuck1 February 4, 2009