tatomuck1's definitions

Bronx Bombers

The New York Yankees

The Bronx Bombers is going to cream the Red Sox ass this year

by tatomuck1 December 9, 2008

Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not

John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

urinal

a wall toilet for peeing on

I need to go to the urinal to take a piss

by tatomuck1 March 10, 2009

New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.

This place smells like shit, Are we in New Jersey?

by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

pukeables

another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste gross, smell gross and make me feel really really sick to my stomach!

I had Pukeables for lunch and it was not so good.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

chain smoker

someone who cant just smoke one cigarette in one sitting. When they smoke their first cigarette, they cant just smoke half of it or most of it, they smoke the entire thing till the burning ash is touching their fingers so they could get every single bit of it and then before tossing the already burnt piece of nothing, they take out another cigarette and light the next one with the burning cigarette of nothing in their hands and use that to light that next cigarette so they dont have to waste their already used lighter in case it doesnt work anymore. These people are hopelessly addicted and cant find their fucking life.

I know a chain smoker whos a tar breath shit stinking fuckup

by tatomuck1 April 5, 2009

wikipedia

if your not listed on there, your a nobody

Only famous or significant people are listed there on wikipedia. The all important information center formed into one.

by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009