Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not
John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
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click

to unexpectedly hang the phone up on someone
Hello, this is Michael speaking
"CLICK"
by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009
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hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
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hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
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suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!
Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy
I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy
by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009
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pointer

a person who picks their nose too much
my friend who always picks his nose is a pointer
by tatomuck1 October 25, 2008
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