tatomuck1's definitions

gamble chocolate

A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.

I just got some gamble chocolate and unfortunately, I bit into the one with toothpaste.

by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009

sucker

anyone who falls for scams and tricks

I just fell for the Nigeria scam, so im a sucker for doing it

by tatomuck1 April 4, 2009

pukeables

another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste gross, smell gross and make me feel really really sick to my stomach!

I had Pukeables for lunch and it was not so good.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Nigerianist

Someone who does tricks at scamming people with fraudulent emails claiming that if you send 5,000 dollars, we well give you a million dollars or another trick such as my sister has cancer and she needs money for treatment, we are so sorry and in need of money or she will die in terrible pain. God Bless you.

This types of tricks are sent directly from Nigeria in places like Internet Cafes and some are very sophisticated at getting more suckers. Some retards still fall for this shit.

Stop trying to trick me with your fraud you Nigerianist!

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

spam

canned dog food that people buy and eat. Not realizing that they are really eating dog food, they buy it because of the stupid advertising or they are too poor to buy real dog food for dogs.

i wont even feed spam to be dog!

by tatomuck1 September 8, 2009