tatomuck1's definitions

glasses

something you wear that makes you look smarter

john wears glasses, he must be getting straight A's

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

America's anus

San Francisco


Because of the reputation and high number of homosexuals. This term was said by comedian Dave Chappelle

Im going to America's anus next year.

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

board game

a game played on a board thats boring.

after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

ghetto

a punk ass word remade by nigger in the hood who think they tough but they all whack ass wanksters.

yo nigga, yo ass is mad ghetto
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by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

prison

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.

Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.

by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009