tatomuck1's definitions

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

prison

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.

Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.

by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Ribeye

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

pitbull

a word used to describe someone very dangerous and vicious. Usually someone you wouldnt want to fight or mess with.

That guy is a pitbull

by tatomuck1 November 29, 2008

swastikles

having just one ball (testicle) like Hitler. Or should I say "swastikle"

Hitler had only one swastikle.




















swastikles

by tatomuck1 February 4, 2009