tatomuck1's definitions

glasses

something you wear that makes you look smarter

john wears glasses, he must be getting straight A's

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

Fecalfeliac

someone who's obsessed with "mooky stinks"!

Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

board game

a game played on a board thats boring.

after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

pointer

a person who picks their nose too much

my friend who always picks his nose is a pointer

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not

John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009