tatomuck1's definitions

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers

YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell

EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?

by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008

scary skinny

extremely anorexic. Usually white girls who are obsessed with being as skinny as possible wearing a size zero and often starve themselves and a lot of them have bulimia and puke up their food. A lot of this is going on in Hollywood and with models. Most of these people who are or want to be scary skinny think the slightest bit of fat is ugly. They'd rather die than be fat.

Nicole Richie is "scary skinny"

by tatomuck1 January 22, 2009

bodega

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.

I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.

by tatomuck1 February 27, 2009