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hello

What you always say when you answer the phone
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK
by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009
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fat wallet

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008
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prison

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.
by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009
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Bono

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009
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pointer

a person who picks their nose too much
my friend who always picks his nose is a pointer
by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009
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hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!
by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009
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cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers
YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
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