tatomuck1's definitions

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!

by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009

Bono

the biggest crap

i just took a Bono last night

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

pointer

a person who picks their nose too much

my friend who always picks his nose is a pointer

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

Spanish

The official language of the ghetto

chinga tu Spanish madre puta

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

San Francisco

America's anus

Im going to San Francisco to see the gay pride parade.

by tatomuck1 March 3, 2009

fussy eater

Someone thats so picky about their food and is always complaining about it. They could be at the dinner table and hates all the food thats there. A lot of times these people only want the food that they want and wouldn't want to eat what ever they got. These people like to complain non stop until they get the food they want. There is all sorts of reasons for fussy eaters to complain about. An example would be, I dont like this, this smells bad, this doesnt look good, i dont like the way the food sounds, the food looks too dark, the food looks like shit, i want Mcdonalds, I want more meat, i dont like vegetables, this is cooked too much, the food is too cold, i want more ketchup, i want french fries, I want ice cream, the food stinks, i didnt want cheese, the meats is too tough, the food is too soft, i want fried food.................... Those are examples of what a fussy eater might say. Fussy eaters complain way too much about the food they get. Often times they want junk food or food that taste good. A lot of times they hate healthy food because it doesnt taste good. Some of them just dont like any foods at all because they get grossed out by anything. Often they are very picky and dont want to try new things.

My cousin is a very fussy eater

by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009