tatomuck1's definitions

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

sucker

anyone who falls for scams and tricks

I just fell for the Nigeria scam, so im a sucker for doing it

by tatomuck1 April 4, 2009

Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not

John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

San Francisco

America's anus

Im going to San Francisco to see the gay pride parade.

by tatomuck1 March 3, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009