81 definitions by tatomuck1

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.
#prison #sex #shower #soap #jail #bitch #gangs #school #lock up
by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009
an abbreviation for "fuck the world".
I cant stand my life so FTW
#ftw #win #world #hate #fuck #dictionary #words #abbreviation
by tatomuck1 April 07, 2009
someone who's obsessed with "mooky stinks"!
Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!
#shit #crap #doodie #hankey #fecal #feces #dump #anal
by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009
A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.
Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball
#baseball #rather #not #hate #want
by tatomuck1 December 22, 2008
In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.
Jeter is at bat with a full count.
#baseball #ball #strike #homerun #yankees #mlb #foul ball #world series #hit #rbi #base hit #strikeout #walk #baset
by tatomuck1 November 28, 2008
a shorter, more easy way of saying alphabetical order. Usually said to illiterate people who dont know big words or their meaning.
Write these words in abc order
#english #language #school #spelling #spelling test #homework #spell
by tatomuck1 December 08, 2008
Someone who is prejudice against people that are from a different time. It could be people from the future or the past or even someone from the present.
Dont hate those people just because theyre from the future, you timecist!
#racist #gooback #future #past #time travel #year
by tatomuck1 February 04, 2009
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×