tatomuck1's definitions

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

abc order

a shorter, more easy way of saying alphabetical order. Usually said to illiterate people who dont know big words or their meaning.

Write these words in abc order

by tatomuck1 December 17, 2008

click

to unexpectedly hang the phone up on someone

Hello, this is Michael speaking
"CLICK"

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

pre-dead

A word that means everyone and everything alive. Everyone is going to die and no one could live forever. pre means before. pre-dead means before death. Everyone is going to die, so they all might as well be called, "pre-dead".

Everyone is pre-dead.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009