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hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
mugGet the hockeymug.

board game

a game played on a board thats boring.
after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
mugGet the board gamemug.

New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009
mugGet the New Jerseymug.

urinal

by tatomuck1 March 10, 2009
mugGet the urinalmug.

Bronx Bombers

The Bronx Bombers is going to cream the Red Sox ass this year
by tatomuck1 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Bronx Bombersmug.

Buzz Blasts

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009
mugGet the Buzz Blastsmug.

regular nobody

A population which is always the majority. Nothing special, not famous, not rich, not wealthy, not powerful, not a big shot, not a celebrity, not the president, never the leader but always a follower. Just a person that would believe anything they're told and accept the shittier jobs so the government can stay well above and beyond while your just a regular nothing worthless nobody piece of shit continuing to keep getting fucked by the upper 1%.
Most people (at least 99 percent of the population). People no one ever heard of or will ever hear of. Not a celebrity or anywhere near the center of attention, but someone who could barely get on the news if they shot themselves in the head in the middle of Times Square as a suicide just for recognition that he's worth anything at all. my father David is a regular nobody because no one whos big knows him and no one gives a fuck about him or anything about him.
by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008
mugGet the regular nobodymug.

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