tatomuck1's definitions

Nigerianist

Someone who does tricks at scamming people with fraudulent emails claiming that if you send 5,000 dollars, we well give you a million dollars or another trick such as my sister has cancer and she needs money for treatment, we are so sorry and in need of money or she will die in terrible pain. God Bless you.

This types of tricks are sent directly from Nigeria in places like Internet Cafes and some are very sophisticated at getting more suckers. Some retards still fall for this shit.

Stop trying to trick me with your fraud you Nigerianist!

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Redneck

Anyone who speaks with a southern accent and fucks their sister.

Larry the Cable Guy is a REDNECK

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily. You often see these people when your driving when your behind some idiot, that person flicks his lit cigarette out the window and littering. When I see that, I just want to run him into a goddamn utility pole!

My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

Yahoo Answers

its basically a site where you could put your deepest darkest secrets and thoughts and have people respond. Its a site where you could put your most embarrassing, personal thoughts that you wouldn't even tell to a psychiatrist!

I went on Yahoo Answers and secretly described and asked my thoughts about sex.

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

meth

white peoples crack.

meth is to white people as crack is to black people.

jim smokes meth in his trailer.

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!

by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009