tatomuck1's definitions

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

click

to unexpectedly hang the phone up on someone

Hello, this is Michael speaking
"CLICK"

by tatomuck1 February 22, 2009

Redneck

Anyone who speaks with a southern accent and fucks their sister.

Larry the Cable Guy is a REDNECK

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

dip video

a video where rednecks post videos on youtube of them dipping and chewing tobacco and talk about random shit. They use things like Skoal or Levi Garrett and cant get enough of it. They talk about their day and how much it cost. They love dipping and they try to encourage others to keep dipping whether or not it gives you cancer. These people know everything about dipping and chewing tobacco and know all the brands. They are usually obsessed with it. They give tips on dipping and try to teach you everything about about it.

I watch Cajuntiger pack his lips like an idiot with his dip video

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily. You often see these people when your driving when your behind some idiot, that person flicks his lit cigarette out the window and littering. When I see that, I just want to run him into a goddamn utility pole!

My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008