tatomuck1's definitions

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

Jamaican shit patty

a Jamaican patty filled with beef and resembles SHIT. These things stink and give you diarrhea

Golden Krust is a place that specializes in jamaican shit patty

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

aids

The most useful deadly disease thats getting rid of and killing all the niggers, fagots and scum of the world. Aids is a great thing. We need aids and more of it.

Aids is killing all the disgusting vile niggers that stink like shit all over Africa and it will never die, it will only multiply.

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror

i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009